Monday, March 2, 2009

A few recent projects

So I'm embarking on some shameless promotion for this play. In fact, if you're reading this, it's probably because you encountered some of those.

Here's what they are:





Yes, I know it's a little disturbing to see Captain America hanging from a tree with his leg and arm shattered. I promise, it's just supposed to be silly, not some bizarre political statement.



The next reader-contribution post was to write some light verse about Star Wars. I contributed ...


Three clerihews ...

Yoda
Loves soda
He says, “Do the Dew.” Know why?
Because there is no try.

Jango Fett
Didn’t bet
On winding up dead
He thought he’d come out a head

(this one's called "Two Jewish Princesses")
Padme Amidala
Likes challah
Leia Organa
Prefers manna


And two double dactyls:


Hark to the story of
Lando Calrissian:
Bespin investin’ brought
Fortune and fame.

He bent his ethics quite
Cumulo-nimbly
Screwing his friends is just
Part of the game.


Wrinkly Stinkily
Emperor Palpatine’s
Post-Windu cranium
Looks like a tush

Is he the ultimate
Neoconservative?
Cheney’s lost ancestor?
Is Jar-Jar Bush?


(again, no need to debate politics here, but everyone seems to think the third prequel was a Bush critique, so ...)

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